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Wednesday, March 31, 2004

HOW TO KNOW WHEN YOU'RE POOR

1 you dreamed last nite about being poor. in your dream, you can't afford groceries.
2 you can't buy the $10 joss stone cd.
3 you have to accept money from college students.
4 you seriously consider not filling your prescription for this month.
5 you wonder how long you can go before you HAVE to pay your cell phone bill.
6 you're secretly glad you used a digital camera while in new york, because rite now, you can't afford to get film developed.
7 you start bumming food and drinks off of a handicapped boy.
8 you get excited by lee's coupons, that means you can eat there EVERYDAY for cheap now.
9 you start to think that wendy's dollar menu is overpriced.
10 you're a missionary.

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